Good on ya, certain Portland companies

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
03/17/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: None

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I always loved Home Runners, even though they wouldn't drive my Jaguar home for me a few years back, but offering the drive your car and your drunk ass home service for free for today is just fantastic. Good on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Thank you. As always Oppo, be safe and make good decisions today. Also watch out for Oppo a shot sponsored by Scary at 8PM tonight IF YOU ARE NOT DRIVING

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 11:59

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they sound like super stars! they should change their name to Home Star Runners for a day...


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > MonkeePuzzle
03/17/2015 at 12:01

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hahaha yes, all of this!


Kinja'd!!! Twism > 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:09

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Wait, why did they didn't want to drive the Jaaag?


Kinja'd!!! Manic Otti > 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:13

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The last time I went downtown on a St. Patricks day (to visit a friend that lived there, not for the "festivities", I got caught up in the festival dragnet and got a speeding ticket. Basically these events have become an excuse for the city to generate revenue. Plus, now you have to pay for parking til 7pm AND on Sunday. I used to spend alot of time (and money) downtown, but not anymore. I need my money more than they do (especially when you consider the way they spend it).


Kinja'd!!! McMike > 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:20

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Home Runner: Hello sir, is this your car?

Drunk: Yup.

Home Runner: You didn't need to start it, but I appreciate it. Where do you live?

Drunk: (gives address)

Home Runner: (after pulling up to address) Thank you for being responsible, and giving us the opportunity to drive you and your car home. Should I leave the car in the street or pull it into the driveway?

Drunk: (as he gets out of the car) I don't care.

Home Runner: Why is that sir?

Drunk: That's not my car. (closes door)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Twism
03/17/2015 at 12:58

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