"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
03/17/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: None | 3 | 6 |
I always loved Home Runners, even though they wouldn't drive my Jaguar home for me a few years back, but offering the drive your car and your drunk ass home service for free for today is just fantastic. Good on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Thank you. As always Oppo, be safe and make good decisions today. Also watch out for Oppo a shot sponsored by Scary at 8PM tonight IF YOU ARE NOT DRIVING
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MonkeePuzzle
> 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 11:59 | 2 |
they sound like super stars! they should change their name to Home Star Runners for a day...
505Turbeaux
> MonkeePuzzle
03/17/2015 at 12:01 | 1 |
hahaha yes, all of this!
Twism
> 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:09 | 0 |
Wait, why did they didn't want to drive the Jaaag?
Manic Otti
> 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:13 | 1 |
The last time I went downtown on a St. Patricks day (to visit a friend that lived there, not for the "festivities", I got caught up in the festival dragnet and got a speeding ticket. Basically these events have become an excuse for the city to generate revenue. Plus, now you have to pay for parking til 7pm AND on Sunday. I used to spend alot of time (and money) downtown, but not anymore. I need my money more than they do (especially when you consider the way they spend it).
McMike
> 505Turbeaux
03/17/2015 at 12:20 | 4 |
Home Runner: Hello sir, is this your car?
Drunk: Yup.
Home Runner: You didn't need to start it, but I appreciate it. Where do you live?
Drunk: (gives address)
Home Runner: (after pulling up to address) Thank you for being responsible, and giving us the opportunity to drive you and your car home. Should I leave the car in the street or pull it into the driveway?
Drunk: (as he gets out of the car) I don't care.
Home Runner: Why is that sir?
Drunk: That's not my car. (closes door)
505Turbeaux
> Twism
03/17/2015 at 12:58 | 0 |
scared